WooHoo Tour to Indy

Below is are some of our numerous memorable quotes from our 6 day WooHoo tour. Some of them are probably "Had to be there", and are there for the sole amusement of the WooHoo Tour participants, but you might find some interesting nuggets in there even if you weren't there!

Ah, isn’t that a cop? --Mark

Get the bag, get the bag, get the bag! --Mark

Check out the big brain on Brad --all of us

The bathroom is NOT on the left. --Greg

Will you buy my friend a beer? --Drunk girl to Mark
Will you buy a beer for my friend? --Drunk girl to Glenn
Where’s the drunk girls and why do we have so many beers? --Glenn & Mark

There’s this messed up chick laying on the groun doing beer bongs --some dude
Oh, Michele! --Greg, Mark, and Glenn (in unison)

Ah, do you have a towel? --Mark

Mark...watch out for that! --Greg
Ah, too late...Mark, stand up, you’re bleeding --Greg

Do either of you have a Band-Aid? --Mark
(much later) What a lame pick up line! --Jeff

Do we need one case or two this time? --someone
Silly question! --Glenn

Don't worry, they've got more important things to worry about than bothering with some bozo doing a U-Turn! --Glenn

Oh, my!!!!!!!!!! --all of us

Where's Michele? --all of us

Forum girl!!! --Jerry

There's going to be a "large window" today. --Weather forecasters (boneheads)

Does that hurt? --Mark to Greg's sunburn

Be careful, you'll cut yourself. --dude at food counter
Too late. --Mark - after same stupid dude tried to grab can off his finger Thanks. --Mark

Oh, that's why they call it the "Coke lot"! --Glenn

We're all going to Dallas, we're all going to Dallas!!! --Greg

Where's Mark? --Glenn
Good call Mark!! (as he comes back bearing more beer and Aftershock) --Greg

What's Aftershock? --Pat

Medic!!!!!!!!!!!!! --all of us

Way to go Jeff! --Greg

Oh, that's going to leave a mark. --someone

I've never been there, but it's a little rough neighborhood. --Glenn

I'm going to be President! --Jerry

I've drank more beer in the last few days than in the past five months. --Jerry

Welcome Assholes! --Speaker/Music dude

Well, ya know... --Mark

Well, day 6, and we haven't been arrested (yet)--that's pretty good! --Glenn

I don't eat dicks. --Pat

Do you want plain hot dogs, or do you want those dicks? --Pat

Hi, I'm Todd Trainor! --unidentified WooHoo Tour participant

Which one of you are the Elanco employees? We own you!!!! --Greg

Where's Jeff? --Greg
I have no F(*&ing idea! --Pat

That will work! --all of us

Mark and Greg did all the video taping. --Mark and Greg

You know her? ...she's not your sister is she? --Beer bong dude

Look, there's a guy pissing in his truck! --Mark

Where's the bathroom? --Tony
No, no, no...back up...you're standing in it! --Glenn

The wood is real dry. --Firewood dude (lying)

The Muchinator! --Jerry

Well, it is the Cadillac of mini-vans! --Glenn

Good thinking, bringing the tent. --Glenn

You're really taking the van? Our van? --Janet

Here comes the honey dippers! --Greg

Why's that nice looking chick mashing with that old man? --Glenn

Blondee is back! --all of us

I saw bush! --Glenn

Wasn't 8:30 15 minutes ago? --Glenn

What is lieve? --Glenn

Hey, would you guys like some Jello? --Jerry

No, I don't want one right now (as she sips a beer). --Michele

If they give you any sh*& just show them this and tell them to get f(*&ed or tell them to come see me...but I wont be here. --Ken at "Krazy Ken's Fireworks"

Which porta potty is the one that got puked in? --Greg

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